
hello, i'm the world's most generic top. you may remember me from your wardrobe circa 2001.

and this is my sister, inoffensive dress casual skirt

ignore the horrible urban outfitters model, this is the world's loveliest dress with crazy smocking in front and long row of covered buttons down the back. it will be mine.
more of things like this please

this is far too boho for my tastes

sorry, but I can make my own twisted sister t-shirt dresses

please god, i need this jersey biker jacket, but not in white because i WILL get spaghetti sauce all over it, even if i'm not eating spaghetti, or in at dinner...