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Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Owen Wilson Is Single & Happy (Including Strippers)

Owen Wilson handled his latest bust-up with Kate Hudson a lot better this time around by immersing himself in blondes, boobs and beer.
After the on-again, off-again lovebirds, Owen and Kate Hudson broke up this month for the second time; Wilson merely headed straight for a Philadelphia strip club last Thursday and partied with a topless Hudson look-alike. That is an improvement from his suicide attempt when they broke up the first time!

"He spent 4½ hours at Rick's Cabaret and was in an upbeat mood," one spy said. "He watched the Flyers game, drank beer, and when a parade of 75 half-naked girls caught his eye, he asked for dances from several and definitely had a preference for blondes. He tipped at least one with a $100 bill."
Later, a luscious blonde who resembled Hudson spent some private time with Wilson in a VIP suite. "If he had any problems, you'd never know it. He didn't seem upset in the least," the buxom look-alike told. "People tell me I look like Kate, and it didn't bother him at all." Another stacked dancer had a slightly different take. "He seemed to have other things on his mind. Usually, my 36D boobs can hypnotize anyone - but his mind was elsewhere," she said.
Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson were like the perfect couple but it seems like Kate moved on pretty fast and now she is on the arms of Lance Armstrong. Let’s hope Owen can find is better half soon… we want Owen happy to make us laugh!! :)

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Tuesday, May 27, 2008

what it's really like at disneyland

so this dude played jack sparrow at disneyland and got fired after a few months (mostly for being late, nothing salacious), and he totally spilled what really happens behind the scenes. this is something I've always wondered about -- I feel like they try and keep it super secret and now I've broken into the club! eeeee

the dude and his gf who played ariel (which wasn't allowed . . . they aren't supposed to interdate. racists.)

Here is the beginning of the article!

Like everyone, I grew up going to Disneyland. Even as an adult I loved it there and went at least once a month. I was an annual pass holder, though not like the freaky ones you may have heard of. I’d see the park’s characters and think, “It’d be so cool to work here.” But there was never a character I really wanted to play. I had a role on the television show Veronica Mars and was working at Coco’s when a friend told me Disneyland was casting a Jack Sparrow character. I had already played Jack as a hobby at San Diego’s Comic-Con and the Renaissance Faire.
Thirty-seven actors showed up that day, four of us in costume. Only eight were chosen for the next round. We were told we would be auditioning the next day at Disneyland. When I showed up, there were now 23 guys—15 that had been pulled from in-house auditions. There was this assistant who would come in and pull people one by one—“Steve, can you come with me?” Then you’d never see Steve again. Finally I was sitting all alone in the room. After 15 minutes they pulled me into another room where two other guys were sitting. They told us we were going to be Disneyland’s first Jack Sparrows.

Disney warned us we were going to have a lot of horny women coming on to us. They were also worried about girls. I heard Disneyland had an Esmeralda from The Hunchback of Notre Dame. She was very flirtatious, and they finally pulled her because men found her too sexually arousing and were acting out.

The male character they had pulled was Tarzan. He moved around the tree house dressed in just a butt flap. Disney had hired these good-looking, muscular guys—even airbrushing abs on—and apparently there was excessive pinching of Tarzan’s ass by the park’s female visitors. Knowing all this, and also knowing what women were like around Jack at the Renaissance Faire, I told the other guys, “Don’t complain if girls flirt with you too much. If you do, they’ll pull the character from the park.”

go here for the rest of the article . . .

Happy Birthday Shiloh Jolie-Pitt!! (Two Years in Photos)

On May 27, 2006, Angelina Jolie gave birth to a daughter, Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt, in Swakopmund, Namibia by a scheduled caesarean section. Pitt confirmed that their newly-born daughter will have a Namibian passport, and Jolie decided to offer the first pictures of Shiloh through the distributor Getty Images herself, rather than allowing paparazzi to make these extremely valuable snapshots. People paid more than $4.1 million for the North American rights, while British magazine Hello! obtained the international rights for roughly $3.5 million; the total rights sale earned up to $10 million worldwide – the most expensive celebrity image of all time. All profits were donated to an undisclosed charity by Jolie and Pitt. Madame Tussauds in New York unveiled a wax figure of two-month-old Shiloh; it was the first infant re-created in wax by Madame Tussauds. (Wiki)

The firstborn daughter of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt is no stranger to the world – since her birth in Namibia on May 27, 2006, she's jetted to India, New Orleans, Cambodia and most recently Cannes. Of course, she's never alone for the ride, with sister Zahara, 3, and brothers Maddox, 6, and Pax, 4, by her side!

Suri Cruise Two Years in Photos!

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Brooke Hogan Talks About Car Accident - Needs To Shut The F*** Up!!

Don’t let stupid Brooke Hogan anywhere near her MySpace!!! That’s dangerous!! This b*tch really needs to learn when to shut up! Yesterday Brooke was involved in a car accident (talk about bad karma after all she said about John Graziano):

She was driving in the center lane of the Bayside Bridge when the car in front of her lost control while changing lanes. According to the report, the other car collided with Brooke's, pushing her into the left concrete barrier wall. Brooke's car came to rest on the left shoulder, while the other car went back across the bridge and came to rest on the right shoulder. (TMZ)

And Brooke was quick to post her thoughts about the accident on her MySpace blog. This blog is now completely empty… someone must have advised her it was not a good idea to keep on attacking someone who is in a vegetative state after her own brother got drunk and drove that person to his death!

Seatbelts saved MY life today...
What happened to my brother and our friend John was horrible and very hard for both of our families. But I truly believe my brother and John saved My life and my best friends life.... I don't know if you heard, but my friend and I got into a really bad car accident today ourselves... As I turned on my car I clicked my seatbelt. As we pulled out onto the road, I looked over and realized my friend didn't have her seatbelt on. I reminded her to put it on and the minute she clicked it, a car crashed into us. It was a horrible car accident, one that most would be severely hurt in, but we had our seatbelts on and they kept us in tight. I have to thank my brother and my best friend John for teaching me an important lesson that saved our lives.

I know that because my family is under a microscope, the turn of unfortunate events are magnified and seem like they just keep on coming...And having everyone watching and commenting on our life is extremely hard. If I could stop it I would because it feels terrible. We try to stay away from it but can't help that its shoved in our faces. So please, if youre a supporter, please spread the good around cause its nice to have friends when things go awry. And for the haters, Im sure we're not the only ones you're hurting. I would hope people are never this mean to you because it makes things so much harder......You're human and so are we. Nothing different.

God Bless
~~~Hey this is Brookes friend and passenger, I just wanted to say that Brooke basically saved my life by making me wear my seat belt ....She is such a great friend and a good person! You all should know that! La♥La (OH NO!)

This is absolutely disgusting! It’s easy to talk about YOUR pretty pathetic life when you don’t have to deal with a family member in John’s situation. Look out, be careful, karma is out to get you…

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Monday, May 26, 2008

RIP! Xzibit’s Newborn Son Passed Away

It’s sad news… I don’t know what to say except that our thoughts are with the family and we will be praying for baby boy Xavier Kingston Joiner (May 15, 2008 –May 26, 2008).
The rapper has been working on “The X-Files: I Want to Believe” movie and he made sure he was the one to break this news through his own MySpace blog:

ITS 4:32AM AND I HAVE SOME BAD NEWS........
AS you all know, I shared with you the announcement of my newborn son Xavier Kingston Joiner on may 15th and also informed you that he was born prematurly. well this week was extremely difficult for him because his lungs were not strong enough to handle regular oxygen on his own. Xavier passed away this morning at 3:30am and I must tell you this, It is unnatural for a parent to bury a child. I am telling you this because of the same reason I tell you when im having great times, life is too short to be fake. Hold on to your kids if you have them, protect them and show them you love them everyday you wake up and see them, dont take a second you get to hug them teach them and care for them for granted. You can have all the material wealth in the universe but it is NOTHING compared to having your family. I am thankful for all of my blessings and im not one to question God's perfect plan, so I leave you with great love and thanks for the love that was sent earlier on my pervious blog to my son. Of course I need to take some time and handle my loss, STAY FOCUSED PEOPLE. Its not promised to any of us.
R.I.P Xavier May 15th 2008- May 26th 2008

Respect Xzibit! RIP Xavier!

Max, Harlow & Cruz VIP Guests @ Kingston’s Birthday Party

Kingston James McGregor Stefani Rossdale makes 2 years old and celebrates in style with his celebrity buddies. Super star babies like Max (Christina Aguilera’s baby), cute Harlow (Nicole Richie’s baby girl) and super cute Cruz Beckham.

All afternoon, the guests enjoyed the rented inflatable jump room, as well as some small farm animals at the petting zoo. Celebrity mommies and daddies included Gwen Stefani & Gavin Rossdale, Nicole Richie & Joel Madden, Christina Aguilera & Jordan Bratman and Victoria Beckham.
After 4 months we get to see baby Max in public for the first time. He was actually one of the highlights of the party, everyone wanted a piece of him. How cute is Max?? He is going to be a heartbreaker!! :D

Photos: GossipGirls

Shania Twain: Cheater Denies Everything…

Shania Twain is still reeling from a double betrayal, not only by her husband of 14 years, music producer Robert "Mutt" Lange, but by a woman she considered a close friend.
Lange's relationship with Marie-Anne Thiébaud a longtime secretary and house manager at Twain and Lange's estate in Switzerland, was behind the breakup, say several sources familiar with the situation.

"Mutt and Marie-Anne left their spouses for each other and are still in a relationship," says one source, adding that the Swiss employee was a fixture in the household Twain and Lange shared with their son, 6-year-old Eja D’Angelo. "Their two families would vacation and spend holidays together. Shania considered Marie-Anne one of her best friends."
Marie Anne Thiébaud has slammed reports she broke up Shania and Mutt Lange's 14-year marriage. The secretary denies rumors she became close or had an affair with Robert.
‘When marriages break up they break up for all sorts of complicated reasons, it's never just one reason,’ she tells Us Weekly. ‘And those reasons should be kept private. If you're looking for a person that broke up a marriage then you have the wrong person. I'm not that person.’
Gold-digger!! Mutt is just plain stupid to leave someone as hot as Shania for that “secretary”!

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