LAMEBOOK
makes fun of all the lame-o thing people post on facebook (hence the name). my favorite is when girls fight about their baby daddies, but i couldn't find a good one.
TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT
(717): hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
(347): I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
(310): Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
(519): and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
(619): just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
(386): I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
this could be the best thing that has happened to my free time. i thought this site was okay at first, but check out the 'best' and 'worst' nights. you won't be disappointed.
