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"perspective fail" from the fail blog

stevie ryan

Okay so maybe I’m like 3 years behind on this one, but basically I think I’m in love. Her name is Stevie Ryan. AKA the "first queen of YouTube", she is known for her satirical skills and erm… ‘colorful’ fictional characters. One of the most notable, littleloca, is a chola (yes, as in lip liner, sharpie markers, bandannas and razor blades cholas) from East LA who, while being completely hilarious, has caused quite a bit of stir from viewers who call Stevie’s depiction racist and derogatory to Hispanic Americans. Whatever, they love it. In fact, most of Stevie’s characters are a bit risqué, from the pregnant Myspace celebrity Sceney Sceneable, to the barefoot hillbilly Jamie Lynn, to the Islands, a sort of guido-centric Jersey Shore parody, but I think that is a huge part of her charm. After all, debwa loves being inappropes.

Basically, there are a lot of really awful female comedians out there, and it’s sad to say that for most of them their looks are the only thing worse than their sense of humor (I’m talking to you Ellen, i don't care if you are a lesbian that's no excuse). Stevie Ryan manages to look gorgeous, even when dressing up as Pee Wee Herman (it is kind of sexy actually) but also has her own genuinely funny provocative and dark humor, without being Sarah Silverman #2.


i think this one is especially spot-on.

embarassing human beings

oh wow. besides being amazing for finding obscure cartoons on youtube, my other all time favorite use of the internet is laughing at the misfortunes of others. my two new hubs for this type of humor are as follows:

LAMEBOOK

makes fun of all the lame-o thing people post on facebook (hence the name). my favorite is when girls fight about their baby daddies, but i couldn't find a good one.

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT
(717): hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands

(347): I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.

(310): Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..

(519): and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"

(619): just caught grandpa beating off in the living room


(386): I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.

this could be the best thing that has happened to my free time. i thought this site was okay at first, but check out the 'best' and 'worst' nights. you won't be disappointed.