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dear johnny

hey john travolta,

you really confuse me. i saw grease on tv today and i have to admit i have a total wide on for danny zuko. he could be the perfect man, and if not he certainly dresses like him. why did you have to ruin that legacy with your closeted homosexuality, scientology, and growing a really fat neck/ head. pulp fiction was fantastic. i thought you were on the right track for a while there. stop disappointing everyone, it's selfish.

x
kd fantasy

debwa hotties part 1

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom is on tv tonight, and i am so into it. Indiana Jones is a timeless hottie and i would give him one any time, any day. He is the perfect combination of scholar/manly action hero/ world traveler/ arrogant asshole (in terms of women). He looks sexy in glasses and a tweed suit, in a white dinner jacket, and shirtless and sweaty. and he carries a whip. heyyyyy.