Yo Pete-John Mayer, just stay away from blogging ok?? Good boy!!
I could have easily written this to you in an email, but you've been so cool to write positive things about me on your blog(s) that I want to respond in kind.
Here's using blogs for something other than pointing out boob jobs and slight limps.
-Ting, ting, ting-
You're one of the best eggs in the music industry, hands down. With as much talent as you have, I'd expect you'd have some eccentric ego, but from what I can tell you seem to have none. (That actually makes you more talented, by way of some crazy cosmic arithmetic.) Every time we get the chance to hang I'm inspired by your creativity. Your mind is like a stadium with the dome open... you have ZERO judgment when it comes to things that move you. When most people get the feeling they might like an idea, or a shirt, they run it through a series of filters; 'what should I think, given my personal attributes?' 'How does this read?' 'What would Kanye do?' You have what makes talented people successful for years and years - a brave sense of self and a completely authentic relationship with your tastes.
That's why I'll throw a guitar in the car and be there anytime you need me. It's a short list. (I'm lazy.)
Isn't it weird when you're alone in your hotel room and the ice in that bucket melts, shifting it all and making it sound like someone's hiding in your closet? That always gets me.
Sorry.
Point is, I think the world of you. And wish you all the happiness your artsy head will accept. Fame is just one big lesson in being a man, and you're doing a bang up job...
Best to you and your lovely wife...
Oh, and what's up, blogosphere. Have at it.
JM
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Saturday, May 31, 2008
Two Douchebags In Love: Mayer ♥ Wentz
‘Sex and the City’ Movie Review
If you’re not into the show, of course, the movie’s probably not going to win you over. But if you spent Sunday nights glued to the hit series on HBO — or caught up with it later in its DVD or scrubbed-up TBS incarnations — then watching the movie will be as comfortable and as decadent as sitting on the sofa with a big bowl of chocolate chip cookie dough.
"Sex and the City" can't rightly be called a romantic comedy in the dismal, contemporary sense, though it is at times romantic and is consistently very funny. It's also emotionally realistic, even brutal. Carrie (Sarah Jessica Parker), Miranda (Cynthia Nixon), Charlotte (Kristin Davis) and Samantha (Kim Cattrall), now in their 40s and 50s, continue to navigate the choppy waters of urban life, negotiating relationships, work, fertility and friendship, only now the stakes are higher, the risks are bigger and decisions feel more permanent.
For a film that delights in indulging in frivolity at every possible turn, it examines subjects that most movies don't dare graze for their terrifying seriousness. And when it does, the movie handles them with surprising grace, wit and maturity. In other words, it's a movie for grown-ups of all ages. The press and industry screening I attended was uncharacteristically packed with women in their 20s, and my guess is that their interest had zero to do with the inclusion of Jennifer Hudson as Carrie's personal assistant -- though her character, Louise, is likable and allows the writer to expand the scope of the film from a story about four friends living in New York into a tale about the contemporary lives of urban women from early adulthood to maturity.
One of the best things about the movie is how it manages to confound expectations while satisfying them, an achievement for a movie based on material that had already plumbed every aspect of its characters' lives and tied up its narrative loose ends. But some, of course, remained, and that's where the movie takes off -- will Carrie and Big get married, will Charlotte have a baby, will Miranda and Steve live happily ever after, will Samantha be satisfied with just one man?
King answers all of these with unexpected twists, posing a good deal of bigger, more interesting questions along the way. How should women live their lives in a society that constantly limits them while pretending not to? What is the function of forgiveness, and why is it necessary for living?
The clothes, the restaurants, the apartments, the shoes -- they're also all there, of course, but then, even on the show, they were always the fantasy element, the sugar that helped the sometimes harsh emotional reality go down. The movie is no different, except that the personal upheavals are bigger, more life-altering and take on nearly tragic dimensions. Carrie's trajectory throughout the movie is surprisingly difficult, playing out on a much grander scale (at almost 2 1/2 hours), like a 19th century novel with occasional flights into blatant frivolity and lots of designer brand names.
Sarah Jessica Parker @ ‘Sex and the City’ Premiere in New York
Kim Cattrall @ ‘Sex and the City’ Premiere in New York
Kristin Davis @ ‘Sex and the City’ Premiere in New York
Cynthia Nixon @ ‘Sex and the City’ Premiere in New York
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Thursday, May 29, 2008
smile w/ your eyes, tyra
(click to see the beautiful glorious ravishing exquisite smiles bigger)
and it includes the infamous "smile with your eyes" compared to "smiling w/o your eyes"
oh man. tyra is SO my favorite person to hate. but, I actually hate her. she loves herself enough for everybody in the world. fucking cunt rag.
top 8 moments in the price is right
some of the videos include "greatest reaction ever" and "worst bid ever," but I personally thought this one was funny
"420 guy"
and that reminded me about a thing on the soup about a (recent) price is right where the person is a complete idiot. it is hilarious. you know how it is a strategy to bid one dollar over the person before you? I think this lady got a bit confused.
Pete Wentz Is an Idiot! Ashlee Simpson Confirms Pregnancy!
The announcement was made at FriendsorEnemies:
Breaking News From Pete And Ashlee
This just in from our favorite newlyweds:
"While many have speculated about this, we wanted to wait until after the first trimester to officially confirm that we are expecting our first child. This is truly the most joyous time in our lives and we are excited to share the happy news and start our family."
- Pete and Ashlee Wentz
Congrats!!!
Photos: Seriously?OMG!WTF?
First Photos of Ashlee Simpson & Pete Wentz's Wedding and more…
Ashlee Simpson Doesn’t Confess or Deny Pregnancy! (Photos)
Ashlee Simpson Is Photoshop Gorgeous for Shape Magazine
Ashlee Simpson’s Baby Bump First Photos!!
Ashlee Simpson Confesses She Is Pregnant
Ashlee Simpson & Pete Wentz Are Pregnant... Denial
Ashlee Simpson Engagement Ring & Pregnancy!?!?
Ashlee Simpson Denies Being Wasted & Engagement
Ashlee Simpson Wasted & New Tattoo: What the hell was she thinking!??
Ashlee Simpson Comes Out of the Closet: Nose Job Confirmed
Ashlee Simpson & Pete Wentz Are Engaged!!
Wednesday, May 28, 2008
new music
Primary 1: basically the talking heads of 2008. they have a great frontman.
Juiceboxxx: if you don't find his milwaukee nerd voice instantly endearing, his beats and rhymes will surely do the trick.
notice his nerd-core style. he was wearing the unicorn shirt with lightning bolts when he played.
oh and i also watched euro-vision for the first time ever, which is a music contest were about 25 european countries submit an act and they all perform and everyone votes on who is the best. but the acts are usually people who are semi-big in the country, just not world wide. russia won and they had one of the worst songs, but at least i got to see france, which was AMAZING. they entered sebastien tellier, who i already know a little bit via the club scene, but never really paid attention to before because i thought he made boring house music (WRONG). He had 5 lady back up singers all wearing fake beards like him and rolled up onstage in a golfcart, looking like a character from the big lebowski/ royal tennenbaums and sang a really chill song. it was just so good.
p.s. does anyone in the world know how to post music on blogs?
Melanie Brown Is an Olympic Sex Medalist
"You have to believe you are sexy to feel it,” she said. “It’s nothing to do with being stick thin or perfect-looking, it has to do with being happy. Any woman can look and feel great in their underwear," she added.
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Owen Wilson Is Single & Happy (Including Strippers)
After the on-again, off-again lovebirds, Owen and Kate Hudson broke up this month for the second time; Wilson merely headed straight for a Philadelphia strip club last Thursday and partied with a topless Hudson look-alike. That is an improvement from his suicide attempt when they broke up the first time!"He spent 4½ hours at Rick's Cabaret and was in an upbeat mood," one spy said. "He watched the Flyers game, drank beer, and when a parade of 75 half-naked girls caught his eye, he asked for dances from several and definitely had a preference for blondes. He tipped at least one with a $100 bill."
Later, a luscious blonde who resembled Hudson spent some private time with Wilson in a VIP suite. "If he had any problems, you'd never know it. He didn't seem upset in the least," the buxom look-alike told. "People tell me I look like Kate, and it didn't bother him at all." Another stacked dancer had a slightly different take. "He seemed to have other things on his mind. Usually, my 36D boobs can hypnotize anyone - but his mind was elsewhere," she said.
Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson were like the perfect couple but it seems like Kate moved on pretty fast and now she is on the arms of Lance Armstrong. Let’s hope Owen can find is better half soon… we want Owen happy to make us laugh!! :)
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Kate Hudson & Owen Wilson Are Officially Engaged!!
Kate Hudson & Owen Wilson Make Out Weekend (Photos)
Kate Hudson is So NOT Pregnant in a Bikini
Kate Hudson & Owen Wilson Together in Miami & Baby Bump
Kate Hudson Fuels Pregnancy Rumors
Kate Hudson Looks Amazingly… Pregnant!!
Tuesday, May 27, 2008
what it's really like at disneyland
Like everyone, I grew up going to Disneyland. Even as an adult I loved it there and went at least once a month. I was an annual pass holder, though not like the freaky ones you may have heard of. I’d see the park’s characters and think, “It’d be so cool to work here.” But there was never a character I really wanted to play. I had a role on the television show Veronica Mars and was working at Coco’s when a friend told me Disneyland was casting a Jack Sparrow character. I had already played Jack as a hobby at San Diego’s Comic-Con and the Renaissance Faire.
Thirty-seven actors showed up that day, four of us in costume. Only eight were chosen for the next round. We were told we would be auditioning the next day at Disneyland. When I showed up, there were now 23 guys—15 that had been pulled from in-house auditions. There was this assistant who would come in and pull people one by one—“Steve, can you come with me?” Then you’d never see Steve again. Finally I was sitting all alone in the room. After 15 minutes they pulled me into another room where two other guys were sitting. They told us we were going to be Disneyland’s first Jack Sparrows.
Disney warned us we were going to have a lot of horny women coming on to us. They were also worried about girls. I heard Disneyland had an Esmeralda from The Hunchback of Notre Dame. She was very flirtatious, and they finally pulled her because men found her too sexually arousing and were acting out.
The male character they had pulled was Tarzan. He moved around the tree house dressed in just a butt flap. Disney had hired these good-looking, muscular guys—even airbrushing abs on—and apparently there was excessive pinching of Tarzan’s ass by the park’s female visitors. Knowing all this, and also knowing what women were like around Jack at the Renaissance Faire, I told the other guys, “Don’t complain if girls flirt with you too much. If you do, they’ll pull the character from the park.”
go here for the rest of the article . . .Happy Birthday Shiloh Jolie-Pitt!! (Two Years in Photos)
The firstborn daughter of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt is no stranger to the world – since her birth in Namibia on May 27, 2006, she's jetted to India, New Orleans, Cambodia and most recently Cannes. Of course, she's never alone for the ride, with sister Zahara, 3, and brothers Maddox, 6, and Pax, 4, by her side!
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Angelina Jolie Drug Video is a Hoax!!
Angelina Jolie TOO Pregnant & Gorgeous
Angelina Jolie Confirms, It’s Twins!
Brad Pitt New Tattoo: Hidden Meaning!!
Brangelina: It’s Twin Girls!!
No Wedding for Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie
Pregnant Angelina Jolie & Pitt Babies Have Fun & Cheetos
Angelina Jolie vs. Jennifer Aniston: Misunderstandings & Jealousy
Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt are TOO Pregnant & Glowing
Angelina Jolie in Maternity Clothes & Make Out Session
Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt are Pregnant with Twins!!
Controversial Angelina Jolie on Look Magazine
Brooke Hogan Talks About Car Accident - Needs To Shut The F*** Up!!
She was driving in the center lane of the Bayside Bridge when the car in front of her lost control while changing lanes. According to the report, the other car collided with Brooke's, pushing her into the left concrete barrier wall. Brooke's car came to rest on the left shoulder, while the other car went back across the bridge and came to rest on the right shoulder. (TMZ)
And Brooke was quick to post her thoughts about the accident on her MySpace blog. This blog is now completely empty… someone must have advised her it was not a good idea to keep on attacking someone who is in a vegetative state after her own brother got drunk and drove that person to his death!
Seatbelts saved MY life today...
What happened to my brother and our friend John was horrible and very hard for both of our families. But I truly believe my brother and John saved My life and my best friends life.... I don't know if you heard, but my friend and I got into a really bad car accident today ourselves... As I turned on my car I clicked my seatbelt. As we pulled out onto the road, I looked over and realized my friend didn't have her seatbelt on. I reminded her to put it on and the minute she clicked it, a car crashed into us. It was a horrible car accident, one that most would be severely hurt in, but we had our seatbelts on and they kept us in tight. I have to thank my brother and my best friend John for teaching me an important lesson that saved our lives.
I know that because my family is under a microscope, the turn of unfortunate events are magnified and seem like they just keep on coming...And having everyone watching and commenting on our life is extremely hard. If I could stop it I would because it feels terrible. We try to stay away from it but can't help that its shoved in our faces. So please, if youre a supporter, please spread the good around cause its nice to have friends when things go awry. And for the haters, Im sure we're not the only ones you're hurting. I would hope people are never this mean to you because it makes things so much harder......You're human and so are we. Nothing different.God Bless~~~Hey this is Brookes friend and passenger, I just wanted to say that Brooke basically saved my life by making me wear my seat belt ....She is such a great friend and a good person! You all should know that! La♥La (OH NO!)
This is absolutely disgusting! It’s easy to talk about YOUR pretty pathetic life when you don’t have to deal with a family member in John’s situation. Look out, be careful, karma is out to get you…
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Monday, May 26, 2008
RIP! Xzibit’s Newborn Son Passed Away
The rapper has been working on “The X-Files: I Want to Believe” movie and he made sure he was the one to break this news through his own MySpace blog:
ITS 4:32AM AND I HAVE SOME BAD NEWS........
AS you all know, I shared with you the announcement of my newborn son Xavier Kingston Joiner on may 15th and also informed you that he was born prematurly. well this week was extremely difficult for him because his lungs were not strong enough to handle regular oxygen on his own. Xavier passed away this morning at 3:30am and I must tell you this, It is unnatural for a parent to bury a child. I am telling you this because of the same reason I tell you when im having great times, life is too short to be fake. Hold on to your kids if you have them, protect them and show them you love them everyday you wake up and see them, dont take a second you get to hug them teach them and care for them for granted. You can have all the material wealth in the universe but it is NOTHING compared to having your family. I am thankful for all of my blessings and im not one to question God's perfect plan, so I leave you with great love and thanks for the love that was sent earlier on my pervious blog to my son. Of course I need to take some time and handle my loss, STAY FOCUSED PEOPLE. Its not promised to any of us.
R.I.P Xavier May 15th 2008- May 26th 2008
Respect Xzibit! RIP Xavier!
Max, Harlow & Cruz VIP Guests @ Kingston’s Birthday Party
After 4 months we get to see baby Max in public for the first time. He was actually one of the highlights of the party, everyone wanted a piece of him. How cute is Max?? He is going to be a heartbreaker!! :D
Photos: GossipGirls
Christina Aguilera Confesses She Was a Skank Before Motherhood
Christina Aguilera Goes TOO Intimate on Interview
Christina Aguilera Rocks the Vote & Best Buy in Post Pregnancy Hot Body
Christina Aguilera is a Momma Diva
First Photos of Christina Aguilera’s Baby Max Out and About
Nicole Richie Is a Golden Pacifier Mom (Photos)
Nicole Richie, Joel Madden & Baby Harlow for Harper’s Bazaar (Interview & Photos)
Baby Harlow Out & About With Nicole Richie & Joel Madden
Nicole Richie Struggle Between a Career & Motherhood
Nicole Richie’s Baby Harlow Talks & Crawls!!
Nicole Richie & Cute Baby Harlow Out and About
First Photos of Nicole Richie’s Baby Harlow Winter Kate Madden
Shania Twain: Cheater Denies Everything…
Lange's relationship with Marie-Anne ThiĆ©baud a longtime secretary and house manager at Twain and Lange's estate in Switzerland, was behind the breakup, say several sources familiar with the situation."Mutt and Marie-Anne left their spouses for each other and are still in a relationship," says one source, adding that the Swiss employee was a fixture in the household Twain and Lange shared with their son, 6-year-old Eja D’Angelo. "Their two families would vacation and spend holidays together. Shania considered Marie-Anne one of her best friends."
Marie Anne ThiƩbaud has slammed reports she broke up Shania and Mutt Lange's 14-year marriage. The secretary denies rumors she became close or had an affair with Robert.
‘When marriages break up they break up for all sorts of complicated reasons, it's never just one reason,’ she tells Us Weekly. ‘And those reasons should be kept private. If you're looking for a person that broke up a marriage then you have the wrong person. I'm not that person.’
Gold-digger!! Mutt is just plain stupid to leave someone as hot as Shania for that “secretary”!
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