I am a snob . . .

b/c I saw the blue romper below online and saw the price ($30) and saw the brand "aerie" (which I was unfamiliar w/) and was like whoa! that is an amazing steal I am going to buy that right now!

then I went to the website and saw that aerie was the underwear side of american eagle and I was like "ew. nevermind." but I still think it is cute!

oh well. I think I will still get it.
/cool story

please never say "lower pouch sag" ever again, ty

minute :19 for your viewing (dis)pleasure

fyi -- this is an ab workout commercial. there's another ab workout commercial that I fucking hateeee, the one where it starts w/ this roofie'd out chick who looks into space and says ... "I ... love... my abdominals."  hold up I'm gonna try and find it ---

oh god, here it is. please just watch the first 7 seconds.