please never say "lower pouch sag" ever again, ty

minute :19 for your viewing (dis)pleasure

fyi -- this is an ab workout commercial. there's another ab workout commercial that I fucking hateeee, the one where it starts w/ this roofie'd out chick who looks into space and says ... "I ... love... my abdominals."  hold up I'm gonna try and find it ---

oh god, here it is. please just watch the first 7 seconds.

orly?

officially, columbia pictures has decided to make a ghosbusters 3, under the condition that all the main original cast members would return.

into it? I had my first kiss while watching the original ghostbusters, nananana!!! I never saw the second one, but I will go see this one. the writers from "the office" are doing the script, so hopefully it won't suck (talking to you, new indiana jones).

and just for fun:

Old school tattoos

This is Isobel Varley: the most senior tattooed woman in the world. She is 68 and is covered in tattoos, and has 16 genital piercings!

from needled.com

Isobel began her tattoo art collection at the age of 49 after visiting her first tattoo convention in 1986 and being amazed by the artistry and the friendliness of the people. She immediately made an appointment with Bill Cooke for a small bird on her shoulder. By 2000, she had a full bodysuit with work from some of the top artists in the world including Filip Leu, Hori Hiro, Mo'o, Spider Webb, Brent of Dunstable, among so many others, and costing almost $40,000 USD.

i think she is really awesome and helpful for tattoo-hopefuls who are wondering 'what will this look like when i'm old?' Badass, is the answer.