Jennifer Lopez Is a Super Hot Photoshopped Mommy For Elle

Jennifer Lopez is completely unrecognizable in the new issue of Elle Magazine, not to even mention they got like 30 pounds off of her. When is Photoshop too much?? Someone should definitely set some limits… I wonder what magazine editors are doing when this happens.On Dolce and Gabbana: “My babies! I love them, I love them, I love them.”

On Donatella Versace: “We’ve always had a very sweet relationship. I really got to know her more after her brother had died.”

On not being able to get pregnant right away: “We knew nothing was wrong with either one of us—I had been checked, and he had kids already. I knew Something’s not ready here, in my head or in my life, and when it is, I know it’s going to happen.”

On being pregnant and commissioning a book of photos of herself for Marc two weeks before giving birth: “I was like, How am I going to rock this moment of my life?… I felt very womanly. Marc was in a dream. He loved it.”

On first realizing she was pregnant: “I was sitting down doing hair and makeup and I felt a flutter. The weirdest little…flourish. My makeup artist said ‘What’s the matter?’ I didn’t say anything, but in my head, I was like, I have life inside me!”

On her pregnancy: “We came off tour and I said ‘I did the superwoman thing, I finished the tour—now I need you to take care of me. I love doing things for you; if I’m not cooking, then I’m picking out a shirt. But this is the first time in my life where I’m just going to be a little bit selfish. I don’t know if I’m going to have kids again, so I want it to be a beautiful experience. I don’t want to have any drama. I want to just be smiling every day.’”

Source: Elle.com

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Daily Cuteness: Piper Palin Baby Licking Brother Trig’s Head

While mommy and possible future VP of the USA, Sarah Palin, was talking nonstop about political stuff that we just don’t care about (yep we are superficial like that, we wanted to know where Paris Hilton was at the time), youngest daughter, super cute Piper Palin, owned the Republican National Conversion Speech.

Piper is such a cutie; we almost died when we saw this scene!!! Piper licks her hand and attempts to fix her little brother, Trig’s hair… yep, Trig was born with Down's Syndrome – get over it! He is just a cute baby like every other baby!!

P.S. – If you really care but it’s all so boring, just get the reader’s digest version of how hypocritical politics can get by Jon Steward - Video!
P.S. 2 – If I or any other woman wear hoop earrings, we're not instant trailer trash!! Stop stereotyping people! Women power!! Let's burn some bras!! ;)

whaaaaaat.....

this is some rusian metal ban's music video. enjoy.

GORBACHOV: THE MUSIC VIDEO - BIGGER AND RUSSIANER from Tom Stern on Vimeo.

i like the twinkie rain at the end.

delicious revolution

my mom just bought me alice waters's the art of simple food because last time i visited her i nearly stole her copy. i guess it's kind of a douchey name, but i think actually most cook books have douchey names.

anyway, the book is amazing because it:

a.) has simples recipes (obvi) that i am into
b.) talks about buying locally and buying what's in season
c.) gives you a lot of useful lists and tips, like how to stock a pantry and different ways to cook rice.

Gossip Girl Season 2: 10 Tips To Become a Gossip Girl

Everyone is talking about Gossip Girl! Probably all the sexual heavy environment between high class students in New York is what keeps people interested and they are doing everything to make it even spicier with the controversial ads for the second season.So if you are a Gossip Girl addict, here are 10 tips on how to get prepared for the brand new season, which just premiered tonight, and become a Gossip Girl.

1. Pout your lips (unintentially, of course) whenever you speak.

2. Tell your cab driver/subway conductor/carpool parent where to pick you up and when. And make sure they know to provide a slew of hot girls, champagne, and scarves of various color schemes upon your arrival.

3. Casually climb through your neighbor's window. Once inside, head towards the fridge and drink milk from the carton. Browse through the morning paper and when your neighbor finally wakes up, comment on his laziness. Ignore any puzzled looks; after all, you've been friends for years!

4. Dress your dad in head to toe hipster gear (think skinny jeans, thick framed glasses, stubble, Guitar, Converse, anything American Apparel) and then make fun of him for looking like a hipster.

5. Sleep with your boyfriend's best friend. And then sleep with your best friend's boyfriend. Just do it.

More after the jump...

6. When an explanation is needed, simply say, "I'm [insert name here]." That should be enough reason to get your way on anything.

7. Go to a midnight showing at the Angelika and feel really, really cool about it.

8. Hit on everyone and everything. And if that doesn't land you the girl of your dreams, put all of your money towards your own private club opening. Who doesn't want the guy casually sipping on Grey Goose?

9. Wear a headband. Or two. Or three.

10. Read this blog and gossip about it. (From your blackberry, obviously.)

Christina Aguilera & Super Cute Baby Max Dinner Date (Photos)

Mommy Christina Aguilera and baby Max, who is already 8 months old (time flies), celebrated Labor Day Weekend with a special family dinner date in New York. Max is so adorable, where was he for all these past months?? He even helped mommy with some autographs! Cuteness overload…

Photos: GossipGirls

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ribbons and bows

when i was in japan i bought a head band with a satin bow attached to it and thought it was the best thing in the world (because i like to wear ribbons in my hair and it saved me the effort). then they started selling them at urban outfitters and i hated life.

but now i've found out that luella is doing them except they are the fanciest, prettiest bows i've ever seen. i want one but i can't justify paying something like 50 pounds for a bit of ribbon, so i'm going to try to make one.



don't judge me because i got this from teenvouge.com