you are tearing me apart, lisa!!!!

wow. "the room" really is the best --worst movie ever made--.

apparently it is the new rocky horror (midnight screenings in LA, people yelling things at the screen, re-enacting scenes and dressing up as characters).






oh god, do yourself a favor and please watch the trailer, and try to watch the movie. you will not regret it.

I love tommy wiseau.

my trip to london

this is how . . .

. . . I take 8 pieces of clothing to make 7 outfits so that I can only take a carry-on on a weeklong trip to london/paris.

1) grey american apparel unisex tshirt

2) gap silver ballet flats


3) black cropped blazer (mine is from forever 21)

4) black riding boots

5) white tunic from urban outfitters

6) blue skinny jeans
7) black leggings

8) black and white sweater (not the one pictured, but something like this)

and here are my different outfits:
day 1 -- black leggings, black boots, white tunic
day 2 -- blue jeans, grey tshirt, black blazer, silver shoes
day 3 -- blue jeans, grey tshirt, black/white sweater, black boots
day 4 -- black leggings, silver shoes, white tunic
day 5 -- blue jeans, black boots, white tunic
day 6 -- blue jeans, silver shoes, black/white sweater
day 7 -- black leggings, black blazer, black boots, grey tshirt

yes, all the outfits are pretty similiar, but whatevs. I just took this bag for a week of international travel!

dita von teese interview

dita is on the cover of inked this month
it's a good article, I guess, and has nice pictures (nothing new though), but! the most interesting part is when she says she dressed as a normal "LA girl" for halloween. I remember her saying in an interview before that she thought it would be a funny idea is she dressed 'normal' for halloween, but I am surprised she actually did it. anyways, after some internet sleuthing (ty ontd), here are the pics!


ps her friend did her makeup the same way he does victoria beckham's

fringed out

I love these like whoa.

I would wear them with this:


or for a more understated (actual) look, this:

so cute.

this kid is trying to figure out how to drop and kick at the same time.

I'm thinking about . . .

. . . getting a libra tattoo. it won't look like this:



it might look like this.

it will actually probably look like this:





uhhh. I also just found this:

frankensteinin' people

a video, called "sex lies & photoshop" on the nytimes website addresses the vast extent that magazines photoshop pics and how in france right now, there is a law trying to be passed where the magazines have to disclose the amount of photoshopping done. yah fuckin right.

of course I think magazines/posters overphotoshop the SHIT out of pics, and I would loveeee if no pics were photoshopped b/c then you could see the reality of what a supermodel/actor looks like (even though they would be wearing tons of makeup), but the truth is, that shit won't happen.

like anybody (besides me) wants to see this in a magazine,

compared to this:


here is another prime example (I still like the one on the right):

KD's new girl crush

VV Brown! her music is sweetand is's retro/ motownish without being another Amy Winehouse copy cat (i'm talking to you Duffy, aka winehouselite) but you can't embed it, so just go here to listen.

and i want her graphic hound's tooth dress.

horrible/hardcore college (HC)

when the fuck did i become 'not a college student'? i feel old now. here is a video about being in college and one someone made with pictures of drunk people. both are quite poignant.

o hai pizza movies pizza

here.