pet halloween costume?

down with the clown

please do yourself a favor all you juggalos and juggalettes and watch the new ICP video:




I can't even talk about all the amazingness that is there.

now watch this (quick before SNL takes it down):

new hobby?

ah, reddit.com. such a fun way to pass 3 hours. also, it gave us a new idea to steal -- debwa is a little low on funds right now, so incorporating a painting hobby (supplies, canvas, frame, etc) can be a bit tough. however, we definitely COULD just paint/draw over thrift store finds. like this:

extras

I have heard this show was really funny but I never really cared about seeing it until I saw this clip:



now I will definitely be netflixing this! too funny


I love ricky gervais, too, even if he is a cocky asshole with the biggest cock in hollywood (true story)

the best thing I've ever read

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this sums up my life (I eat meat)

from the failblog

drunk people falling down are hilarious to me

5 videos of drunken messes falling down (my favorite is the dude who just keeps running faster and faster -2)

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debwa loves bad tats, part 378

it's been a minute, but I really want to post about an amazing book I just finished, the blind assassin, that I can't seem to shake off, so I think posting will help.

in the mean time, debwa loves bad tats.

introducing: loltatz.com (it kinda merges lolcats, obvi, and the fail blog)

ewwwww

this one is kinda sweet

and this is the best thing I've ever seen.

the most bizarre thing I've ever seen . . . (take a second.)

uhhhhhh

this makes me uncomfortable

o hai pizza movies pizza

here.

boner jams

non-porn videos of people getting boners are hilarious to me. below is a selection for you!

john legend getting a boner when an audience member freaks with him onstage (boner count -- :17)



some dude getting hit in the head with a golf ball, then he falls down and has a raging boner (boner count -- :40)



a wrestler getting a boner during a match (boner count -- :08) ... although this dude might just have a big peen, I can't tell

this is why hackers rule

so apparently somebody/people hacked into the official twitter site and hacked 33 "high profile accounts, including President Elect Barack Obama."

below are some of the hilarious hacked accounts. seriously, I love hackers (circa 1996) and this reminds me of what the OG hackers used to do:

and the best one . . .

does anyone know if someone took credit for it?

this is really funny to me

I hate commercials with a passion. at the same time, I adore a really funny, good commercial that gets the point across.

below is a really funny commercial. please watch (it's only 40 seconds). I had NO idea where this was going or what it was an ad for until the last 3 seconds.



I'll do a post later of some of my favorite commercials! that will be fun

from the fail blog

they called this a "helen keller fail," but I would actually call this a "helen keller win."

click below to see why. this made me laugh. out loud. at work. fuck.

the art of relaxating

jemaine from flight of the conchords has introduced his new character, dr. ronald chevalier.

I thought it was hilarious, but I was also stoned, so who knows. but you should still watch it

(and note -- the native american headpiece on the left, and his huge bonerr when he does some "relaxating" techniques.)

Dr. Ronald Chevalier - Inspiring Oneself

ps if you finish watching the video and click on it again, it shows a different clip

ah yes, the fainting goats!

I know this is WAY old news, but I just accidently came across the video of the fainting goats again and it is TOTALLY worth posting (or re-posting, if I've already shown this shit)

skip to :49 for the adorable-ness and best clip

SFW (seventies porn)

here is some SFW porn mr. jones showed me! it's seventies porn w/ ms paint over it. hilarioussss

fail

too funny. the fail blog. some examples:

"aren't asians great?" by gwen stefani

omg hilarious. i love bobby lee so much

this is why I love dlisted

this is why I love dlisted. I read this and literally choked on the peach I was eating b/c I was trying to laugh silently (at work). the bolded part is where I started choking. michael k wrote about john mayer:

During a show in Mountain View, CA, last night, John Mayer told the audience about a dream he had. In his dream, he made out with a chick who wasn't his girlfriend. A bitch who was at his show told E!, "He was talking about 'dream cheating. He apparently made out with some chick in his dreams. He had to do his penance to his girlfriend by singing 'Dreaming with a Broken Heart.'"

Jennifer Aniston probably flipped her chin when she found out about his dream. She cornered him and screamed, "You cheater! How dare you!?" John had to explain to her it was only a dream. She didn't care, "I thought you were different. But you're not! Who was the tramp?! WHO?! Let me fucking guess. Her first name stars with an A and ends with an N." John responded, "You mean ends with an A?" That's when Jenny made him shave off all his hair off. She used it to make a potion to ward off the cheating spirits.

Here's John making "diarrhea faces" while playing Irvine, CA the other night. I miss his 80s mop.

praise me!

if you ever saw the rat video (from scare tactics) then you HAVE to watch this (4:37 for my favorite part):