drunk people falling down are hilarious to me

5 videos of drunken messes falling down (my favorite is the dude who just keeps running faster and faster -2)

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hooker's delight

no seriously. that's what these pefect martini glasses are called. "hooker's delight by greece is for lovers."

they are perfect b/c I ALWAYS prefer to stir my martini before I take a sip, and also, they just look mad cool.




and look how elegant they look when not in use! way classier than a plastic toothpick.

"a better brew"

this is a v. interesting and light article in the new yorker about beers. a certain, specific brew, but beers nonetheless. it starts with paraguay, one of the heaviest wood in the world (palo santo), and dogfish brewery -- goes to the meta of what involves "craft beer" (aka not budweiser) and "extreme brewing" (the people who do it are probably as douche-y as it sounds) -- and ends with a giant beerfest (which is as sweet as it sounds)
Here is how the article starts:

Elephants, like many of us, enjoy a good malted beverage when they can get it. At least twice in the past ten years, herds in India have stumbled upon barrels of rice beer, drained them with their trunks, and gone on drunken rampages. (The first time, they trampled four villagers; the second time they uprooted a pylon and electrocuted themselves.) Howler monkeys, too, have a taste for things fermented. In Panama, they’ve been seen consuming overripe palm fruit at the rate of ten stiff drinks in twenty minutes. Even flies have a nose for alcohol. They home in on its scent to lay their eggs in ripening fruit, insuring their larvae a pleasant buzz. Fruit-fly brains, much like ours, are wired for inebriation.

Continue reading here . . .

worst shots ever

i have been sitting in the electricity showrooms all day, drinking soda water. we started talking about horrible drinks and i remembered this: the 17 worst shots ever.

my favorite (which is actually a comment and not one of the 17):

The Dirty Panties:

1 oz 151
1/2 oz Tequila
1/2 oz whiskey (the cheaper the better)

Topped with fresh Parmesan cheese.

ewwwwwwwwww