boner jams

non-porn videos of people getting boners are hilarious to me. below is a selection for you!

john legend getting a boner when an audience member freaks with him onstage (boner count -- :17)



some dude getting hit in the head with a golf ball, then he falls down and has a raging boner (boner count -- :40)



a wrestler getting a boner during a match (boner count -- :08) ... although this dude might just have a big peen, I can't tell

true beauty

i really don't know where to begin. this is without a doubt the most ridiculous thing i have even seen in my life. could you imagine if someone you know has this very tattoo? you could be sitting next to this in starbucks. or what about your boss at work? one day your company has a picnic and 'Billy' gets a little bit sweaty playing ultimate frisbee so he takes his shirt off and whips out this bad boy. i think the first thing i would ask is 'so are you the rainbow one?'

lady nasty approves

oh damn. how do these make you feel?
lady nasty thinks they're the classiest thing she ever saw. la dynasty thinks they should be buried deep in the earth's core and never see the light of day. lady nasty wins!!!!

if you want to buy them so you can store your blow you cokeheads: http://www.bijulesnyc.com/store_item/items-10726-nail-ring

ps I just found out that calling blow "white girl" the new thing in the hip hop world. hayyy

UPDATE: I just found this to add to lady nasty's personal jewelry collection. AND it's vivienne westwood!

just because it's scary

I really think she could fit about 4 peens in that thing. although I do like her earrings


eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

no wonder whitney loved him

bobby brown has always been on par w/ flava flav to me as to disgustingness (you know they both have the smelliest peens out there), but this pic makes me think twice. that is some hair and a half you're rockin bb!!!