twilight zone marathon = the cure for new years hangover

yes. I love the twilight zone. I'm on my 5th episode and it's a woozy ("stopover in a quiet town"). here's the mini-synopsis: 

A married couple wake up in an unfamiliar house, remembering only that they had both drank too much at a party the night before, and that on the way home, a large shadow had appeared over their car.

also, they hear the distant laughter of a child. I'm only 5 minutes into the episode, but I bet they are in hell/purgatory for killing a child when they drove home drunk. 

oh wait, I can just go read what will happen on wikipedia. doing it!

hahahhahahhaha. this is too good of an ending. warning: SPOILER! ps -- this is why I love the twilight zone so much. this is the ending: 

They leave the train and return to the town, only to be pursued by an ominous shadow, once again hearing a young girl's laughter. The shadow pursuing them is revealed to be the young girl's hand. As she picks them up, laughing joyously, it is revealed that the couple was abducted by an alien giant who brought them from Earth to be toys for his daughter's dollhouse neighborhood.

praise me!

if you ever saw the rat video (from scare tactics) then you HAVE to watch this (4:37 for my favorite part):

eerie and beautiful

I came across these post-earthquake photos in china of couples who had just been married in front of an old French missionary church. they were there taking their wedding photos when the earthquake hit. they are scary and it is such a dichotomy.

before the earthquake

during/just after
during/just after
after the earthquake

also, they mentioned the great hurricane of 1938 that happened in long island and rhode island and was completely unexpected w/ no warning. the link is a (short-ish) transcript of a super interesting pbs show about it w/ first-hand accounts, and bears striking similarities to katrina (houses demolished by water, people looting all of the stores b/c it was the great depression and nobody had any money), but I don't know if the government helped them out or not. fucking gov.

just because it's scary

I really think she could fit about 4 peens in that thing. although I do like her earrings


eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee