roald dahls writing room

roald dahl's writing room


from the guardian and this blog

matte nail polish is the shit

I like matte nail polish (thanks mia), especially the medium tone grey kind. I also like karen o.

I definitely like karen o. wearing matte nail polish. (but this isn't her hand)



go here to buy it ($19) since it is mad hard to find

please, nobody say the sentence "the new banksy"

I like this. a lot.

found in park slope

I love pedobear. and 4chan.

pedobear is amazing. and so is 4chan for doing this.

"4Chan once again used their nearly infinite power to juke the stats and
promote Pedobear to the #1 spot in a contest to find Miley Cyrus' biggest fan."

and if you don't know who pedobear is, here is a slight introduction . . .





I really, really love internet nerdz. also, I never want to be the focus of their attention.

take this, you twi-hards

dear johnny

hey john travolta,

you really confuse me. i saw grease on tv today and i have to admit i have a total wide on for danny zuko. he could be the perfect man, and if not he certainly dresses like him. why did you have to ruin that legacy with your closeted homosexuality, scientology, and growing a really fat neck/ head. pulp fiction was fantastic. i thought you were on the right track for a while there. stop disappointing everyone, it's selfish.

x
kd fantasy

embarassing human beings

oh wow. besides being amazing for finding obscure cartoons on youtube, my other all time favorite use of the internet is laughing at the misfortunes of others. my two new hubs for this type of humor are as follows:

LAMEBOOK

makes fun of all the lame-o thing people post on facebook (hence the name). my favorite is when girls fight about their baby daddies, but i couldn't find a good one.

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT
(717): hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands

(347): I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.

(310): Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..

(519): and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"

(619): just caught grandpa beating off in the living room


(386): I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.

this could be the best thing that has happened to my free time. i thought this site was okay at first, but check out the 'best' and 'worst' nights. you won't be disappointed.