the catorialist

it's no lolcatz, but it'll do. go here for more pics

On the Street . . . Nearly Spring, Los Angelos, CA

On the Street . . . Full Tortoise, Chinatown, LA

On the Street . . . That Coat(!), Mexico City

i'm not dead.

hello, my computer was broken for 6 weeks. yes, 6. i sent it to the factory and that is how long it took those geniuses to charge me 150 pounds and pull their thumbs out of their asses and replace the screen i smashed with a Worcestershire sauce bottle. fuck acer.

here is something to celebrate the reunion:

Kittens, inspired by kittens

a real treat.

return of funny cats!

apparently this cat is really big in japan.

dancing with cats part deux?

hayy.

. . . the lady that's known as Lou

usually I find poetry tedious and boring, but sometimes I come across a poem that I love (hello j. alfred prufrock). also I was never into the 1800s wild west sort of shit (except for I want a framed picture of me, mr jones, and our titty MisMis dressed up in one of those sepia sears photo shoots from a saloon), but after reading this lovely bit I kinda can see how people romanticize it.

The Shooting Of Dan McGrew by Robert Service

A bunch of the boys were whooping it up in the Malamute saloon;
The kid that handles the music-box was hitting a jag-time tune;
Back of the bar, in a solo game, sat Dangerous Dan McGrew,
And watching his luck was his light-o'-love, the lady that's known as Lou.

When out of the night, which was fifty below, and into the din and the glare,
There stumbled a miner fresh from the creeks, dog-dirty, and loaded for bear.
He looked like a man with a foot in the grave and scarcely the strength of a louse,
Yet he tilted a poke of dust on the bar, and he called for drinks for the house.

read the rest of it here (sorta long)

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and here are some of those old-timey horribly wonderful fake photo shoots that people in the midwest get done from jc penney.

dancing w/ cats

At the beach last week on of my friend’s sister had this amazing book called “Dancing with Cats.” It is exactly what it sounds like (although when I first saw it I thought it was an instructional book on how to learn the different dances from the musical “Cats”). Different stories (and pictures!) of people (old, young, etc) dancing with their cats, how they got started, and what it means to them. they are totally serious. It is completely fucking bizarre.



Here are some funny examples. It is amazing. Go buy this from amazon right now!







As a side note since I love titties so much, here is a video mr. jones showed me called “kitten surprise” . . . the surprise starts at :35

your lolcats fix of the day

you're a babushka!

funny titties

if you are having a sad or insecure day, just look at these funny titties and you will feel better.

peeking.

titties!

i really want a british short hair kitten. they are so amazingly fuzzy.



OMG