extras

I have heard this show was really funny but I never really cared about seeing it until I saw this clip:



now I will definitely be netflixing this! too funny


I love ricky gervais, too, even if he is a cocky asshole with the biggest cock in hollywood (true story)

debwa loves . . .

rockabilly! obvi.

I was talking to one of my girls the other day about how much we love rockabilly style only we wish we were rich enough/weren't lazy and then we would dress rockabilly all the time.

I couldn't find a pic of what I would dress like, but it would be a mixture of these:

anyways, right now I am watching "The Rockabilly Legends: They Called It Rockabilly Long Before It Was Called Rock 'n' Roll" on tv which is crazy, b/c I don't think I've ever seen anything rockabilly on tv before!

they focus on the beginning of rockabilly, specifically on artists elvis presley, carl perkins, buddy knox, johnny cash, roy orbison, and buddy holly. right now they're talking about/showing music/showing old interview footage of how carl perkins created the song "blue suede shoes."

into ittttttttt.

twilight zone marathon = the cure for new years hangover

yes. I love the twilight zone. I'm on my 5th episode and it's a woozy ("stopover in a quiet town"). here's the mini-synopsis: 

A married couple wake up in an unfamiliar house, remembering only that they had both drank too much at a party the night before, and that on the way home, a large shadow had appeared over their car.

also, they hear the distant laughter of a child. I'm only 5 minutes into the episode, but I bet they are in hell/purgatory for killing a child when they drove home drunk. 

oh wait, I can just go read what will happen on wikipedia. doing it!

hahahhahahhaha. this is too good of an ending. warning: SPOILER! ps -- this is why I love the twilight zone so much. this is the ending: 

They leave the train and return to the town, only to be pursued by an ominous shadow, once again hearing a young girl's laughter. The shadow pursuing them is revealed to be the young girl's hand. As she picks them up, laughing joyously, it is revealed that the couple was abducted by an alien giant who brought them from Earth to be toys for his daughter's dollhouse neighborhood.

bad tv

oh man. sometimes, I watch bad tv. not oh-this-is-a-funny-reality-bad-tv, but like actually bad -- bad writing, bad acting, bad everything (except for badass). one of those tv shows is one tree hill. it's the same thing as a soap opera. the storyline is so ridiculous and compelling that they really don't need to worry about the acting; people will tune in just to see what happens. (to give you an idea, a few episodes ago they had the nanny kidnap the kid's grandpa and subject him to torture, a la misery, before trying to kill the kid and his mom). and poor mr jones sometimes get subjected to such badness.

every once in a while, when he's not wincing or wondering why his boo watches shows that only appeal to 13-yr old girls, he'll notice something hilarious. like how one of the characters in one tree hill, mouth (seriously that's his name), looks like............

howdy doody!!!! how close is that resemblence?

becky vs. becky

I love this picture. roseanne (the tv show) was really funny I thought. but I hateddd the new becky (even though I don't mind the actress). she was just way too pretty and classy to be roseann's daughter!
and it's funny b/c even now the old becky looks totally white trash. ah, white trash. this picture rules.

ummmmm no.

fuck this. this article says that "cosby sweaters" are back in style. 1) they never went OUT of style and 2) what they are calling cosby sweaters are NOT cosby sweaters.

they're saying that the ugly shit below are cosby-esque. "A little crazy...but cool, too." (that is a quote, I didn't make that up).

fuck that noise. THESE are cosby sweaters. they incorporate the rules.

5 requirements to be a cosby sweater

1. bright colors (preferablly orange, yellow, and blue)

2. textured fabrics (wool or cotton as a base with at least 1/4 inch coming up off of the sweater)

3. at least 3 squiggly lines

4. convey some sort of emotion (happiness, content, bewildered)
5. I can't think of another, so there's only gonna be 4

oh and btw, when I was looking up to see if there really were any rules to having a cosby sweater (there weren't), I found this sex definition on urbandictionary.com. stop being into it you perv.

Cosby Sweater
The sexual act of eating Fruit Loops, Fruity Pebbles, Trix, and Boo Berry -- or any other 'bright, colorful' breakfast cereals -- and then vomitting the tacky, dazzling mixture onto your partners chest. The result should look similar to the incredible sweaters that Bill Cosby wore during his highly successful 1980's sitcom "The Cosby Show."

the art of relaxating

jemaine from flight of the conchords has introduced his new character, dr. ronald chevalier.

I thought it was hilarious, but I was also stoned, so who knows. but you should still watch it

(and note -- the native american headpiece on the left, and his huge bonerr when he does some "relaxating" techniques.)

Dr. Ronald Chevalier - Inspiring Oneself

ps if you finish watching the video and click on it again, it shows a different clip

best tv mom EVER

seriously, claire huxtable is the best mom in tv history.

you can watch anythinggg

there is an amazing website called SurfTheChannel that has every tv show, anime, documentaries, and a bunch of movies -- it is the best.

it seriously has EVERY tv show (past and current ones) from La Femme Nikita to Goosebumps to Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego to my current fave . . .

Dexter!

which, if you haven't checked out, you must do so immediately.