baile nuevo

i know we just talked about sexy dancers but here are two more that are in a category of their own: Other (mexi)


i love this video so much. i love the super long belt, the song, the man in the hat with the sweet boots, how no one else is even paying attention, and how the sick moves of carlos are offset by the reserved subtlety of juan-julio. i want this to be me at every party.


okay, this is no where as good as number one, but i had to include it to prove that this is an actual patented dance style, not just one long, graceful accident.
also note:
the hair-do (+)
the RODEO shirt (+)
the return of the belt(+)
the absence of a worthy dance partner (-)


i like how this eerie danny elfman/ magic flute music in the beginning inspires the sexiest booty shake i've ever seen


i've also included the mexican talking heads for good measure.

what is your stripper song? (aka boner jamz '10)

kd fantasy recently asked me what my stripper/burlesque/lap dance song would be and I was totally stumped. she said she really liked the lap dance song from deathproof but didn't want to choose it as it was already in a movie. I haven't seen it yet so she sent me the video and I instantly got an uber boner. for those of you who haven't seen it:

damn. girl works it. I never knew khaki shorts and flip flops could be so sexy. then I decided I wanted my song to be some old soul southern song.


So, we decided for your (our) pleasure, we would put together a top 5 stripper song list. feel free to add to it.

1) this song belongs in a dark room where everybody is drinking beers and maybe some of them are doing dope. this is the lap dance song of a girl who is supremely sexy and slightly fucked up (from drugs, not from life) and she is giving a dance to a dude in a room full of other dudes but only has eyes for her recipient.


2) this is a classic in dingy strip clubs in small towns (I'm guessing, as I've never been to a dingy strip club in a small town). this is the stripper dance of a white trash-y in her late 20s who kills it with this song despite being a mother of two where most of the audience is dads and one of them realizes the stripper was his daughters bff when they were in 5th grade.


3) it's not as cool as the oldies but it's a different vibe. this is the lap dance song of a slutty white hipster girl who grew up on the wrong side of the tracks and all the rich girls want to be her friend but will never be as cool as she is. or as slutty. (well maybe as slutty).


4) this is what kd says about this one: this song makes me want to have a 70s party were everyone is a little stoned and makes out. this is the stripper song of a not-ghetto black girl who is cute and short and VERY curvy but owns it.


5) ahh, the cougar. according to mr jones, the cougar is "the most hunted animal of all the creatures." and if she was giving a lapdance, this is definitely what she would dance to.



feel free to add any songs you think would be good to strip to. but they better be boner-inducing.

i just touch my princess

i am lonely now that my lovely americans have left europe. but i think there is a remedy to my situation:



my favorite part about this video is that for the entire first half i thought it was a gay video (hello, it's the village people) and then when it just gets to the point of being OTT homoerotic, they bring in the babes, who are also OTT and are so lust driven they can't help but grind parking meters, which in a way makes the men seem even more gay.

i also like the package on the guy with the fringe-y suede suit. check it out when he is doing his thrusts at 0:40. i think he has a semi.


it's so fulfilling.

sooo sexy

I loveee these new photos of monica bellucci and kate winslet (in GQ and vanity fair respectively). I think they are a perfect example of how not-20 yr olds can look super sexy w/o trying hard. or looking slutty. or trying to look like they're 20. see for yourselfff

I'm obsessedddd with this one

Ilya Fleet

Ilya Fleet is a bondage-wear/ fashion accessory company run by a young couple (so basically i want to be them). Actually, Mr. Fantasy knows them quite well (and some of their models - quite shocking to suddenly see their naughty bits online!). Most of their pieces are elegant, simple and timeless, despite the obvious S&M references. I am really into all of their stuff, especially the boob harnesses and bags.

Every time I look them up online, I find more and more celebs (Rhianna, Kylie Minouge, Rosin Murphy) are into their stuff; it appears in fashion mags all the time and is even sold at the creme de la creme of sex shops, Coco de Mer.

Larry, I think one day when the debwa store opens we should have a little bit dedicated to 'sexy time' and sell their stuff!

how sultry

look at how smokey and delicious lauren bacall is in this photo. and she was only 19!! 19 going on sex-teen. (I don't know what that means).

I love humphrey bogart, too. the maltese falcon is one of my faves. but I am super into her face in this pic. she is a maneater and a half

hello gorgeous.

trainers from creative recreation.