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Monday, July 28, 2008

tooth gems

if are into grillz but want something more understated and more femmine, why not go for a temporary tooth gem?


I experienced my first two tooth gems on the same day, within hours of one another, when i was working at the diner last week. At first i thought the girl had food on her tooth, but then i realized it was a beautiful rhinestone! Apparently you can get them in different shapes too(like a dolphin or a cowboy hat). I told my manager and she confessed to me she had one when she was 15 during her 'chav phase'and stuck in on with nail glue. i wish i had been that cool when i was 15.


you can buy tooth gems from this lovely website, smilegems.com, which also sells BIKINI GEMS to stick on your yoni, pubic hair dye, and hair glitter.

this is why I love dlisted

this is why I love dlisted. I read this and literally choked on the peach I was eating b/c I was trying to laugh silently (at work). the bolded part is where I started choking. michael k wrote about john mayer:


During a show in Mountain View, CA, last night, John Mayer told the audience about a dream he had. In his dream, he made out with a chick who wasn't his girlfriend. A bitch who was at his show told E!, "He was talking about 'dream cheating. He apparently made out with some chick in his dreams. He had to do his penance to his girlfriend by singing 'Dreaming with a Broken Heart.'"

Jennifer Aniston probably flipped her chin when she found out about his dream. She cornered him and screamed, "You cheater! How dare you!?" John had to explain to her it was only a dream. She didn't care, "I thought you were different. But you're not! Who was the tramp?! WHO?! Let me fucking guess. Her first name stars with an A and ends with an N." John responded, "You mean ends with an A?" That's when Jenny made him shave off all his hair off. She used it to make a potion to ward off the cheating spirits.

Here's John making "diarrhea faces" while playing Irvine, CA the other night. I miss his 80s mop.

Thursday, July 24, 2008

ummmm

this is amazing. seriously even if you don't watch embedded videos, check out at least the first one. it's this bv from shreveport, LA and mr. jones said he's into it b/c it's a mix of children's hip-hop and has a tripped-out feel to it. I am into it b/c I wish I was a mini BV extra in the video


1) "fry that chicken"




more of ms peachez:

2) "in the tub" (like fiddy's in the club)




ps I found on the internet that ms peachez started as a joke and then blew up, and that ms peachez is a straight man w/ a family, hayyyy

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

girls will be boys

hahahhahahahhahaha

Sunday, July 20, 2008

mr jones' dad says . . .

mr jones' dad told me he wants a weekly/monthly spot on the debwa blog where he gets to impart knowledge/share his opinion. so, here is his first one:


"If everybody drove 55 mph or less all the time, we could bring the price of gas down to under dollar within a year."

but then, mr jones' dad told me that prince harry was playing golf in the british open this morning and then realized 30 minutes later it was actually just a pro golfer that looked similar to prince harry (he told me to put that)



ps that pic came up when we were searching for a good pic when I googled "mr jones dad" and tis what he chose.

Friday, July 18, 2008

I want to be marisa tomei

I just watched "my cousin vinny" for the first time (I am super late on the game always w/ movies) and I want to be marisa tomei SO MUCH in that movie.

she is such a bad ass and totally saves the day by giving the best speech ever and knowing a shitload about cars. plus she has this really cool new wave bleach streak in her hair (see below). basicially, she's the shit.

I was looking online for a transcript of when she kills it in the courtroom, but all I could find was an SNL transcript of when she was a guest and they did a skit where mona lisa vito testifies at oj simpsons trial. still hilarious (this was back when snl was funny)

Thursday, July 17, 2008

Is Lindsay Lohan Gay?? Is The Pope Catholic?? (Photos)

After nearly five days without her girlfriend, Lindsay Lohan just couldn’t hold back. When Samantha Ronson, arrived on the LA set of Lindsay’s movie Labor Pains on July 10, Lindsay rushed toward her, not caring who saw. As they headed off set, the couple — who in the past have gone out of their way to hide their physical affection — tenderly brushed hands.
The moment wasn’t lost on anyone around them. “It looked like a really big deal for Lindsay,” an onlooker says. “She knew people would see her and Sam and know they were together. It looked like she knew it was time.”
While most of Hollywood’s wondering if the relationship is an act, Lindsay’s inner circle believes it’s the real deal. “Everyone knows they’re together and in love,” says a pal of Lindsay’s.
But while Lindsay — who has publicly battled issues with men, drugs and alcohol — seems to have finally found peace with Sam, her heart is still breaking.
The reason: Lindsay’s family hasn’t accepted her new relationship. Despite the couple’s obvious attraction, Lindsay’s mom, Dina, told Life & Style at a recent NYC event that the two girls are merely “very good friends.”
Despite her parents’ reaction to her relationship, Lindsay is determined to make things with Sam work — and when Sam recently presented her with a $22,000 Cartier ring as a symbol of their commitment, Lindsay happily accepted it.

[Source; Photos: TMZ]

Nicole Kidman Rocks Post Pregnancy Body

Just less than 2 weeks after giving birth to baby girl Sunday Rose Urban, Nicole Kidman is out and about and looking fantastic as always!!
Nicole is prepared to offer the photos of baby Sunday for free... I will only believe it when I see it! :D
Nicole recently emailed the NY Post about little Sunday saying, "We are in heaven. Can't stop staring at her in complete awe. Feeling incredibly blessed to have been given this precious little angel. Can't wait for you to meet her!" (source)

[Photos: PopSugar]

Victoria Beckham Is Incredibly Ordinary For Allure Magazine

On her family life: "At the moment, we're fine, the five of us. At some point, I'd love to have a girl, you know – just for all the clothes I've got to hand down. It would be tremendous fun. I've got great girlie advice that I can share."

On her looks: "I just make the best out of what I have. I'm not out-of-the-ordinary-looking at all. I'm incredibly ordinary"

On her non-smiling Posh persona: "I kind of created this character at the beginning of the Spice Girls. I didn't smile very much; it was quite pouty. I was famous for wearing a little black Gucci dress. [Except] it wasn't a little black Gucci dress, it was a little black High Street dress. It was incredibly cheap. I just accessorized it well and had the pose that went with it. [...] Of course I smile. It's just that they don't use those pictures. It's a better story to say that I'm a miserable cow. I get it."

On Project Runway: "[It] shows how hard you have to work in fashion. These designers don't have money. They don't have huge budgets. Some of the challenges are there just because they're fun for TV. Is anybody ever going to be asked to make a dress out of candy? Of course not. But it makes good viewing. I see Heidi quite a lot, and her kids. Really lovely family."

On a 1997 photo of her with the Spice Girls: "You know, fashion changes. Rather than ever looking back at my clothes and cringing, I look back at the makeup and cringe. It looks like someone beat me up and pushed me onto the stage."

On her personal style: "If I'm going to an event, it takes me about an hour and a half to put my hair up and have some makeup put on … I don’t have a stylist. I deal with that side of things myself. [...] I have a photographic memory [for clothes]. I can remember what everybody wears, all the time."

[Source; Photos: Allure]

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Vanessa Hudgens & Zac Efron Makeout On the Beach Like Horny Teenagers!!

That’s exactly what they are… young and irresponsible! They look so cute together. Wasn’t Zac Efron gay?? I like Vanessa Hudgens on top attitude… show him who’s in control!!
They’ve been dating for more than a year, but Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens proved their romance is hotter than ever during an ultra-romantic vacation on the Caribbean islands of Turks and Caicos.
The High School Musical sweethearts escaped to the island paradise on July 6, and stayed at the exclusive, secluded Amanyara Resort on Malcolm’s Road Beach, where villas go for up to $8,000 a night. “They looked like a happy young couple,” says a witness who saw the pair “laughing all the time” and frolicking on the hotel’s beach during their week-long stay.
Although Zac, 20, and Vanessa, 19, went away together to be alone, they were friendly to the other tourists who recognized them, including a bunch of young HSM fans. “They were nice to all of the kids who approached them,” a fellow vacationer reveals. “They were a very gracious couple.” (source)

Photo: InTouch

Sarah Jessica Parker Gets Rid Of Her Famous Mole

That mole is not a beauty mark! It makes Sarah Jessica Parker look older and it’s distracting and it's a little uncomfortable to be looking at. I’m just surprised she didn’t get rid of it any sooner…
Sarah Jessica Parker attended Tuesday night’s All-Star game, and hit the field beforehand for an announcement about cancer research. Parker has long had a trademark mole on her chin, which has been visible throughout her career.
But at the game, as seen in an unairbrushed AP photo, no mole. At least one of the remarkably cruel reviews of “Sex and the City: The Movie” commented on her beauty mark. The New York Observer’s Rex Reed began his review with the following:
There’s nothing wrong with Sarah Jessica Parker that couldn’t be cured by wart-removal surgery. That growth on her face just gets bigger with every close-up, and in the full-length movie version of Sex and the City it’s so distracting you can’t concentrate on anything else. It’s not a beauty mark. I guess you can’t tell a co-producer anything, but listen up, girl. At this point, you would make a wonderful Halloween witch.
No word - if indeed she has had the mole removed, if it was for medical of cosmetic reasons. (source)

Photo: Celebitchy

Hayden Panettiere “Wake Up Call” Music Video

Love this girl!! Hayden Panettiere does everything she wants, she doesn’t care about what people say and she is dating one hot man, Mr. Milo Ventimiglia.Hayden’s debut single “Wake Up Call” is the soundtrack of this season’s Candie’s advertising campaign.

it's the oil, stupid!

Sometimes I suck at foreign affairs and in the interest of bettering myself, I just read a v. informative and pertinent (yet short) article about the US and Iran's involvement in Iraq written by Noam Chomsky and I highly reccomend EVERYONE to read it (if you want to get a better idea about what is going on over there)

I have some of Chomsky's books (they're all mr. jones') but must admit I never really got into him, but this article is super read-able. he basically explains how "Iraq is turning into a US-Iranian condominium" and does so in a v. accessible way while at the same time being v. informative. basically, I want everybody to read it. also, he kind of tells you the point of his article w/ the title ("It's the Oil, Stupid!"). so read!

the lovely mr. chomsky

First Photo of Jessica Alba's Baby Honor Marrie Warren

On giving birth: "I didn't scream. It was really Zen. The labor was more like meditation, I did yoga breathing. I was focused."

On baby Honor Marie Warren: "It hasn't totally sunk in. She dreams, she smiles, and coos and does all these things, but she hasn't seen enough of the world yet to understand any of that stuff. So I still feel like she's connected to the other world, or something. There's no other way to explain it. It's a miracle."

On getting back into shape: "I started working out last Thursday, but for 20 minutes. I do cardio on my own. I'm doing it slow," she says. "Now I'm starting to eat more healthy. Because after working out, having fried chicken and mashed potatoes is a little counteractive."

So who does Honor look more like?
"She looks like a girl version of me," Cash says. "She has my nose, my eyebrows and my..."
"Forehead and dimples," Jessica finishes, adding, "She has my mouth when I was a baby. And my ears."
"Maybe Honor is a mixture," Cash reconsiders. "I want her to look like me, because a daughter looking like Jessica, I'd kill myself!"

For complete exclusive photos and interview buy OK! in newsstands near you!

Grimey

i never really knew grime and/or garage existed until i lived in the uk, even thought i thought i knew a lot about music.

this song is a year old i think, but i just heard it for the first time last night and i'm way into it.



and it reminds me a little bit of this new)ish) wiley song:

and i love the video.

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Jennifer Lopez vs. Uma Thurman: Pregnant Or Fat??

Uma Thurman's belly is just bizarre… if it’s not a baby bump it might be an alien infection and she is going to get her belly ripped off by an alien monster in like 3 months. Excuse me... but I just watched "The X-Files: Fight the Future" movie this weekend!!Fashion disaster!! Jennifer Lopez wants to fit in a dress like 6 sizes too small… I’m sure Marc Anthony could fit in the dress, why not put him in the photo shoot instead of her!?

Miracle Babies & Celebrity Scandals

Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt Welcome Twins Vivienne Marcheline & Knox Leon (BSC)
Nicole Kidman To Give Photos of Baby Sunday Rose Urban For Free (KUC)
Adorable White Lion Cubs - Survival of the cutest!

Miley Cyrus’ Phone Hacked: Wet T-Shirt Photo Scandal! (BS)
John Mayer & Jennifer Aniston: Love Letters & Sex Scandals!
Sienna Miller Gets Cozy With Married Balthazar Getty in Italy (GG)

Heath Ledger’s Family Attends The Dark Knight Premiere (TG)
‘The Dark Knight’ Premiere in NY (SG)

Justin Timberlake's Grandma Is Planning His Wedding (CM)
Taboo from Black Eyed Peas Gets Married - Isn't he gay? (G&B)
Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel Split (AH)
Jamie Lynn Spears’ Reproduction Rap!

the finger test.

debwa loves meat. in fact, we are carnivores. but i'm still not that great at cooking it, i'm always afraid i'll undercook my steak and end up really over coking it, even though i like it medium rare or rare! my friend jack showed me this really good trick to get it just how you like it, without using a meat thermometer, which cn actually be bad because poking a hole in the meat lets all it's juices escape.

the finger test:
as you are cooking your meat, press it (you can use a untensil if you are worried about burning yourself) to feel it's hardness and then compare by feeling the fleshy part of your thumb with the following guide-







from elise.com

Monday, July 14, 2008

praise me!

if you ever saw the rat video (from scare tactics) then you HAVE to watch this (4:37 for my favorite part):

the death of elegance

this is a v. interesting article about bruce oldfield (a designer -- princess diana used to wear him all the time) and how he hates "how modern women are swopping effortless style for vulgar overkill"
compared to this:

it is a fun, quick, easy read that has inspired me to dress more elegantly (some of the time, anyways). now if only I wasn't broke. pooper.

Sunday, July 13, 2008

vintage burlesque

debwa loves burlesque, and debwa loves dita von teese. but let's be honest, dita's performance, while classy, is a little lacking .... I guess in emotion, but I'm not really sure what's off. and then I came across this video of vintage burlesque dancer tempest storm (which is an amazing name btw. rivals la dynasty/lady nasty for sure). but guess what! I was totally bored during this, too. I had to skip to 2:35 just to see any action and I am all about the art of the tease, but come on. at least do something interesting before we get to see the naughty bits.

Saturday, July 12, 2008

praying mantis!!!

I loveeeeeee praying mantis', I don't know why, but I don't even remember the last time I saw one. But today I saw this one right next to my door! It was scared and was hanging out in praying mantis statue pose w/ 2 legs in the air staying still. they are the best.

I especially love the shadow at the bottom of the first picture. I bet seeing one is good luck

I want this tattoo for real

this originally was a stick-on tattoo of a mermaid, but then it faded it bit so I made mr jones' sister outline it in black, and then I super fell in love with it!

unicorn jones' outfit roundup - 07/12

shirt, jeans -- Mandee's; shoes -- reefs sandals


shirt -- american apparal; necklace -- grams'; leggings -- target


grey wifebeater, sweater -- target; shorts -- I don't remember


white v-neck -- mr jones'; shorts -- armani exchange that I cut; shoes -- rainbows


vest -- mr jones'; t-shirt -- macy's; jeans -- express; necklace -- no clue

Friday, July 11, 2008

Jessica Alba Covers Cosmopolitan - August 2008 (Full Scans)

Jessica Alba shows off her soft and girly side in the August UK Cosmopolitan. The actress and new mom opens up about her pregnancy, her surprise wedding, and how she never thought she'd end up where she is now. Here are some highlights:On falling for Cash: "We met on the set of The Fantastic Four in 2005. I remember thinking right away, 'What a great guy.' The first week we got together, he gave me a note saying, 'I really, really like you.' And that was exactly how I felt. Cash believes, as I do, in taking life as it comes. Nothing was planned – the pregnancy or the wedding – but he took it in his stride and convinced me we’d conquer all! I love that. He makes me laugh more than anyone — and he's great looking too..."

On being pregnant: "I never felt less sexy [photos here>>] . I mean, I wouldn’t have changed it for the world and my cravings weren't so bad — I craved citrus fruits, like lemons, oranges and grapefruit. But I wanted to get rid of all the weight. It was also a great happiness, though and I certainly didn't have any cravings not to be pregnant."

On what surprises her about men, and double standards: "How easily they're attracted to the obvious. All you have to do is dress up in a sexy outfit. When I went blonde for Sin City three years ago, I swear I've never had more male attention. [...] I don’t like double standards. I’d never use a man for sex but I can understand why some women would – and I don’t see why they should be criticized for having the same attitude as men."

On her surprise wedding: "Well, we'd talked about the possibility of having a wedding before the birth, but nothing was decided. Then we just thought, 'Why not?' We wanted to do it for ourselves, not for anyone else, so it just made sense. It was very romantic, though. Cash designed the ring himself. He decided he wanted to wear one, too — I didn't even have to force him! How he proposed is a secret but, needless to say, I said yes right away. We’re not a typical Hollywood couple. I love that he’s not an actor."

On dating actors: "I’m way too high maintenance to be in a relationship with an actor – they’re all such divas! They take longer in hair and makeup than I do. I used to do action scenes in the TV series Dark Angel and if you roughed one of them up, they'd complain. I remember accidentally hitting one guy on the jaw and he needed a 20 minute break so he could put ice on it. He even wanted X-rays! I was like, 'Come on, get over it.'"

On her life now: "I never thought I’d find a man before 30, let alone marry him and have his baby. I always used to meet the wrong guys – the ones who wanted to hang out for a week and see how far they could get. If you didn’t have sex in the first few days, you were either frigid or a lesbian. So I held out – and, boy, am I glad I did!"


[Source; Photo: JessicaAlbaNet]

Mary-Kate Olsen Is a Mess… Get Back to Rehab!!

Mary-Kate Olsen is paying the price of a life of drinking and partying. The death by drug overdose of her rumored lover Heath Ledger and the strained relationship with her twin sister Ashley is taking its toll on poor Mary-Kate. Friends want her to get back to rehab as fast as possible.
Following one recent night of clubbing in L.A., the twin was so out of it that she collapsed in a public parking lot and then spent a short time in a holistic health spa to detox. But that didn't slow her down, and insiders now fear she's out of control and needs more treatment — fast!
"Mary-Kate seriously needs to get to rehab, but she doesn't think she has a problem," says a source. "She thinks she's young, hip and entitled to live her life as she sees fit. But it's affecting everything." (source)

Mary-Kate is so young! We wouldn’t want her to have a tragic destiny like Heath. I wonder where the hell are those twins’ parents?? They were around when they started pimping their daughters at such a young age!