Movie Review: Transformers, Dark Of The Moon
All techniques promises decades of "aliens invade" thrillers, from "Independence Day" to "Battle: Lost Angeles" and the cartoon character more than money can buy players to serve as "Transformers: Dark the Moon "as well. The funniest, best in the film talk, bleeding, protect the Earth-robots-that-looks-like-car-series trucks, "Luna" has the popcorn in big hand fulls of pleasure.
It's like the head slappingly stupid than ever, an action movie product placement with a Camaro as a hero and a variety of other car brands like bandits. However, Michael Bay cartoon come to life history of the NASA co-optation and decoration back in Chicago with delight as over-the-top as any Shia LaBeouf rant, rave and riff. Hey, what's an actor to do when all the best lines go digital robots?
"I just want the issue," says the young Sam (Shia LaBeouf), a world hero, twice reduced to begging for work from the likes of John Malkovich. He has a work in progress, as he exchanged girlfriend played by Megan Fox pump for a model (Rosie Huntington-Whiteley), which is short, tight clothes and only has one scene we see is a model, not a actress.
The Autobots are always vigilant, even though there are those (Bill O'Reilly of Fox News among them) who want to send them into exile. And if you have any memories of the old TV cartoon, you know they stopped the Decepticons are never quite fully resolved. This time, there is a spaceship buried on the moon, a half. Secular NASA cover-up and recovery of an old leader, Sentinel Prime, disc0mfittingly made by the big Vulcan, Leonard Nimoy
Hearing, Mr. Spock second row, "Star Trek" films in the form of a robot in this context, it is only the second thing out of tune here. Take the Lunar Explorer, Buzz Aldrin, NASA's hands legitimize false story is the first.
But, as Sam rushes, DC at the Kennedy Space Center to collect in this alternative history, will meet a number of great players - from behind John Turturro, as ex-CIA conspiracy enthusiast, and Frances McDormand, as the new head of secrets. Yes, Malkovich steals his scenes. If it hilarious Ken Jeong, "The Hangover" movie.
"And 'Code Pink" Jeong character cries, "as Floyd." Yes, it makes the "Dark Side of the Moon", a classic rock crowd joke.
This is not turned on when we go up to a wide range Tudyck ("3:10 to Yuma" and "Death at a Funeral"), when the harness Fey Dutch accent as the fixer / assistant passionate conspiracy Turturro.
The entire building into a robot, Battle Royale, which eats the third act. But the bay, to learn of the latest digital film blur, the action slows down to let us see the war machine and withdraw some epic tricks to go along with the effects - the parachute wingsuit diving in Chicago.
It 's all too much and the show is two and a half hours. The sound effects do not match the visual scale and 3D displays only the depth, no tricks, so this summer's epic. Gears grinding finish is very well done, but long enough to hope, I hope that the Bay & Co. has finally got this out of the system, and that perhaps Hollywood is ashamed not foisting another "Skyline" or the family is for us for some years.
But then, after making billions of cheese 30 years of cartoons designed to sell toys, shame is not in him.
MPAA Rating: PG-13 for intense sequences of violence more action sci-fi, chaos and destruction, and for language, sexuality and innuendo.
Starring: Shia LaBeouf (Sam), Rosie Huntington-Whiteley-(Carly), Patrick Dempsey (Dylan), Tyrese Gibson (Epps).
Credits: Directed by Michael Bay, written by Ehren Kruger, produced by Ian Bryce, Tom DeSanto, Lorenzo di Bonaventura, Don Murphy. Paramount release. Duration: 2:30
